Dear Victoria's Secret,
I was flattered to receive the e-mail about your model search. Unfortunately I do not fit any of your criteria. Please keep me in mind if you are looking for models who are almost 35 (with a couple of kids), are 5'4" on a tall day, and are doing a photo shoot in Iowa. Thanks!
4 comments:
Ha!!!! I'll keep a look out for my invite, assuming they're looking for a frumpy, saggy boobed, jello tummied 36 year old
You made me laugh out loud.
That is hilarious. I am offended I was not contacted.
Lucky. I didn't get an invite. :P
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