Sunday, April 27, 2008

Have you seen this cat?

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If seen, please kill upon sight. He is wanted for many a bad deed and has reached the end of his nine lives. If you care to rescue him and take him on as your own, do so at your own risk.

As if I don't have enough shit to clean, he has to create more. Believe me, cleaning rancid smelling ass pee off my exersaucer was not my idea of a fun afternoon. Kitty, you've about peed on your last box. I was mad about you peeing/spraying our Christmas tree box but I was slowing getting over it. I'm sure there is more I haven't found yet. Last week I had to throw out a box of perfectly good, new feeding pump bags which I had intended to donate to some child who needs them. I ended up donating them to our local garbage.

Dh better hurry home or bring one of the Colorado kitties home with him. His may not be around much longer.

Damn cat!

5 comments:

Cristin said...

Oh, I would totally *oops* back my car over the thing...

Teri said...

Haha! I agree with Cristin. I hate cats.

Can you accidently let it outside and then call the Humane Society to come get the "stray cat" hanging out in your yard?

kmm0305 said...

I'm about ready to leave all the doors to the house open. What? The cat is missing? Oh my. He's been an indoor kitty for 7 years, but does have all his claws if he needs to fend for himself. His father was a stray, so maybe its in his blood. With my luck he'll get some neighborhood kitty preggo and we'll be forced to pay kitty support.

Cristin said...

How about we tie your cat to my dog, wrap them in steak and set let them loose in Yosemite... I hear there are hungry bears there..

Cristin said...

So now I've got a horribly disfigured and disabled dog... totally incontinent as a result of the bear attack...good times... good times...:)